Scary Peeper

Scary Peeper

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Women and Canadians ruin everything. Home Depot of Canada pulled the “Scary Peeper Creeper” Halloween decoration from their shelves because it’s too scary. One woman even contacted CBC News to complain about it. Mother of two, and a librarian/literacy teacher, Breanne Hunt-Wells says, “I fail to see the humor in it. It makes light of a very serious crime. Voyeurism is a crime in Canada.” Why? Because he looks like crooked Hillary’s Veep Creeper Kaine?

Banned at Home Depot!
Banned at Home Depot!
Not Breanne
Not Breanne

 

Breanne is a bucket of cold Canadian water eh? You shall not have fun in the People’s Republic of Canada! I’m sure Ms. Hunt-Wells fails to see the humor in a lot of things. I pity her students.

People like to be scared, even women. If that weren’t the case then why hasn’t Hollywood stopped making movies that nobody, well at least Ms. Hunt-Wells, wants to see. This is yet another of an infinite number of examples of our completely feminized society. I guess that arctic cold has caused all Canadian testicles to be fully ascended. Why Home Depot of Canada pulled this product and not all the other scary Halloween decorations is completely beyond understanding.

Stick it to the woman. Buy one and share the scare!

The good news is that you can still get the “Scary Peeper Creeper” at Home Depot in the U.S. or from Amazon and scare women and small children. They’ll enjoy the excitement.

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